David C. Smalley's Be A Goodwhite Hoodie is the epitome of casual comfort and stylish versatility. Crafted from a premium blend of soft, breathable fabrics, this hoodie offers a relaxed fit that is perfect for everyday wear. The minimalist design features a clean, white color that complements any outfit, making it an ideal choice for layering or standing alone as a statement piece.
The Goodwhite Hoodie includes a spacious kangaroo pocket, providing both functionality and warmth, while the adjustable drawstring hood adds an extra touch of coziness. It’s designed with durability in mind, ensuring it can withstand the test of time while maintaining its fresh, crisp look.
Whether you're lounging at home, heading out for a casual day with friends, or running errands, the Goodwhite Hoodie is an essential addition to your wardrobe, offering a blend of style and comfort that suits any occasion.ns.
BE A GOODWHITE HOODIE
Return & Refund Policy: The “No Drama Llama” Edition
The Cozy Return Window:
You’ve got 14 days from delivery to change your mind. After that? We’ll assume you’re madly in love with our sweatshirt (and honestly, we get it). If you ghost us for 30 days, it’s officially yours forever. Congrats!Conditions (Because Rules Aren’t That Evil):
- Sweatshirt must be in ‘never met a human’ condition: unworn, unwashed, and free of pizza stains.
- Tags attached. No exceptions. (Unless you bribed the tag with snacks—then maybe.)
- Proof of purchase required. A receipt, carrier pigeon note, or interpretive dance works.
Refunds: The Magic Money Portal
- Refunds hit your bank account in 5–7 business days. We’d teleport it faster, but the wizards charge extra.
- Shipping costs? On your dime, unless we messed up (like sending a sweatshirt that says “I ❤️ Broccoli” by accident).
Exceptions (AKA “The No-Fun Zone”):
- Final sale items. If it’s labeled “Final Sale,” it’s like a tattoo—think twice.
- Sweatshirts that’ve been “hugged so hard they can’t be resold.”
- Anything that smells suspiciously like regret and ranch dressing.
How to Return It:
- Send an owl (or email) to our customer care team. They’re nice, promise.
- Pack it up, slap on a label, and do a sad little dance as you mail it back.
Bonus Tip:
Missed the deadline? Keep the sweatshirt. Wear it ironically. Start a niche fashion trend.We reserve the right to side-eye unreasonable requests. No llamas were harmed making this policy.
Sweatshirt Shipping Policy: Where Your Cozy Cargo Gets VIP Treatment
When you order a sweatshirt from us, we don’t just ship it—we launch it on a *luxury adventure* (think first-class hamster wheel, but faster). Here’s how it works:
1. Processing Time: 1-3 Business Days
We’re not procrastinators, but sometimes we stop to pet the office dog. Rest assured, our team is folding your sweatshirt with the precision of a burrito artist.2. Shipping Options:
-“Snail Mail (But Faster)”: 5-10 business days. Perfect for folks who enjoy suspense.
- “Cheetah Mode”: 2-5 business days. For when you need to outrun FOMO.
-“Flash Delivery”: 1-2 business days. Reserved for emergency cozy situations (e.g., sudden cold fronts or bad hair days).
3. Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number so detailed, it’ll feel like stalking your sweatshirt’s vacation. (“Currently in Ohio… plotting world domination.”)4. Lost in Transit?
If your sweatshirt pulls a Houdini, contact us. We’ll send a search party (or just a new sweatshirt).
5. Returns & Exchanges:
Changed your mind? No drama. Just send it back within 14 days (*unworn*, unless you want us to judge your questionable life choices).
6. International Orders:
Your sweatshirt will clear customs faster than a raccoon raids a trash can. Duties? Blame the gnomes who run global trade.
7. Weather Disclaimer:
We ship sweatshirts, not control over Mother Nature. If it’s 80°F when your hoodie arrives, we suggest air conditioning + pretending it’s fall.
Finally:
Our sweatshirts are shipped with love, confetti (metaphorical), and zero live animals (probably).
Stay cozy, you magnificent human.
– Serious Circus’s Shipping Squad 🚚✨